How do this girl get another boy friend tht looks exactly like other one and just as douchey
A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK
|—||A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh (via kushandwizdom)|
Together We Can See The World
When grandpa Horst walked into the Best Friends adoption center, a cat with only one eye caught his attention. Just like the cat, grandpa Horst can only see through one eye.
“Horst and Mimi bonded at the Best Friends Pet Adoption Center in Salt Lake City just a few weeks ago,” Best Friends Animal Society – Utah wrote. After meeting Mimi, he knew right away that that was the cat for him.
“You can’t see out of your right eye, and I can’t see out of my left, but together we can see the world,” Horst said to his furry companion in his home in Colorado.
“My grandfather and Mimi are truly happy together! I haven’t seen him this happy in years,” said Horst’s granddaughter Heather.
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the “text me when you get home so i know you’re safe” kind of people are the kind of people i wanna be around
If you are fighting with someone and they blurt out ‘fuck you’, just say ‘Oh yes, fuck me please!’.
back to school shopping for a backpack
don’t forget your pencils!!
and your lunch
and your asswhoopen nerd
If you think a girl is cute and awesome and really cool and genuinely like her but won’t date her because she’s chubby or fat and you don’t want people to judge you for it then please remember you’re a piece of shit okay, promise
when someone claims to be a fan of a band when they have heard two of their songs
So they only have heard two of their songs and they like those so are they not allowed to like the band unless they listened to every song?