deletes:

I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing

(via orgasm)

How did you manage to see so many animes?!
Anonymous

secretotaku:

I don’t have a girlfriend.

neometalfaggot:

when ur mum looks through ur stuff without permission

image

(via asvprock)

this-pa1n-1s-just-to0-r3al:

it’s pretty sad, isn’t it on We Heart It.

this-pa1n-1s-just-to0-r3al:

it’s pretty sad, isn’t it on We Heart It.

(via lamestlatina)

(via sexpectinq)

hohoholdthefuckupson:

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.

(via lamestlatina)

northmiamigoon:

ion fuck with that playful flirting like a girl be like “hey ugly 😛” or “wassup big head😁” my head ain’t eem that big and my self esteem delicate please chill

(via pornstarwars)

weedjoke420:

one time in 7th grade i was having unbearable intestinal pain like i could not move at all it hurt so bad so i went to the nurse and she sent me home and the second i got home i farted for legitimately 45 seconds and all of the pain disappeared

(via happiest)

robotsatthedisco:

puppytierjade:

robotsatthedisco:

you can never lose an argument if you say “shut up nerd” at the end

yes you can

shut up nerd

(via heliolisk)

aplacetolovedogs:

Goodbye, Bajiboo! After fourteen years of taking care of me and my family, you went to live in our hearts. You were a true friend. Thank you!
Visit our poster store Rover99.com

aplacetolovedogs:

Goodbye, Bajiboo! After fourteen years of taking care of me and my family, you went to live in our hearts. You were a true friend. Thank you!

Visit our poster store Rover99.com
cookingchannel:

Ladies and gentlemen, one of the world’s most pressing problems has finally been solved. There are now fully edible cupcake wrappers. Sorry to those of you who were hoping for world peace or Segway 2.

cookingchannel:

Ladies and gentlemen, one of the world’s most pressing problems has finally been solved. There are now fully edible cupcake wrappers. Sorry to those of you who were hoping for world peace or Segway 2.

(via dutchster)

opraah:

you cant get in my pants unless you have these under yoursimage

(via ugly)

findingthinagain:

If you invite me to a party please make sure to have a cat or dog present so I have someone to hang out with.

(via encourage)

(via psyducked)

*Rubs your clit as a friend*

(via oomshi)

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