sniffing:

when you tell a joke and no one laughs

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(via sniffing)

crocnessmonster:

internetexplorers:

1rd

2st

3nd

i have never been more frustrated in my life

(via circumcising)

oknope:

basically my life in four pictures

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(via ugly)

therealrobertmanion:

FROZEN: IF ELSA WERE THE VILLAIN

This original Disney-Villain-inspired song explores the Frozen film, had Elsa been the villain as originally intended!!! It’s Poor Unfortunate Souls meets Be Prepared meets Oogie Boogie meets Mother Knows Best meets Let it Go!!! I hope you enjoy!!!

(via clannyphantom)

inabasket:

cool it comes with a free refill 

(via heliolisk)

dorkstrider:

have you ever noticed that some tumblr users come in sets

like they never stop talking to/about the other person so you may as well follow them too

it’s like buy one, get one free

(via eyeballfarts)

cyberuser:

cyberuser:

vvankinq:

cyberuser:

what do you call a message sent by a girl?

*sighs* what

a feMAIL

i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists

(via eyeballfarts)

dirtylowfrequencies:

if u touch my thigh under a table in public u can bet ur sweet bippy that ur gonna be gettin some later.

(via jesussbabymomma)

thisisabitofme:

Pixar + last lines

NO YOU DONT. THAT WAS MY HEART

(via flirtytwink)

mysmalldog:

#smalldog on ig by http://ift.tt/146qYFT

mysmalldog:

#smalldog on ig by http://ift.tt/146qYFT

tequilaandtiramisu:

My want for her is so strong.

(via stolenclockwork)

rangerkimmy:

pbbth

(via eyeballfarts)

omuraisuu:

shy penis 

omuraisuu:

shy penis 

(via stolenclockwork)

tea-and-tumblr:

snorlaxatives:

i don’t understand people who make multiple facebook statuses every day like wtf i haven’t made a facebook status since like world war 2

"wow this trench sucks #didnazithatcoming"

(via stolenclockwork)

sanderlust:

my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked

(via circumcising)

THEME BY CYBERSITY